It's the End of the World ... and I Feel Fine

WWIII with aliens, start a fire by rubbing sticks together, and Alan Watts

Why you should be terrified

World War III was nearly triggered when UFOs "took control of Russian nukes" and "entered launch codes," a journalist told Congress: “The paper trail revealed via FOIA requests documents how military leaders knew that UFOs were 'real, not fictitious,' that they were metallic craft, capable of incredible maneuvers far beyond any known technology on Earth, and that there were a disturbing number of incidents wherein UFOs seemed to demonstrate an intense interest in our military assets, in particular nuclear weapons. If this is not a matter of national security, what is?" 

How to prepare

Learn to start a fire with a couple of sticks. Being able to make and maintain one is an essential survival technique that you’ll need for the apocalypse: “In addition to allowing you to boil water, which on its own makes it a top priority, building a fire is a vital survival skill because it also allows you to cook food, keep away other predators, stay warm in colder climates, and even signal for help.”

Don't worry, be happy

“No valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now. I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.” — Alan Watts 

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